It only took $5 million and accusations of being the son of a monkey for Donald Trump to release his birth certificate.
On Monday, Bill Maher stopped by “The Tonight Show,” and ripped the New York real estate mogul for his demand that President Obama release his college records in exchange for a $5 million donation to charity, courtesy of Trump. But Maher upped the ante and said that he would give Trump $5 million in exchange for Trump’s birth certificate — to prove that he isn’t actually the spawn of an orangutan.
Now, the universe knows definitively that Donald Trump is not the result of human-simian breeding, because Trump promptly released his birth certificate to Bill Maher, and publicly posted it to Yahoo! News to back it up.