Get Vocal: 7 Ways Hunters can Hammer Anti-Hunting Lunatics

regisEditor’s Note: Hunter, are you tired of being bullied by the anti-hunting loonies? Check out these 7 points on how to destroy their stances against hunting. It will be handy for you one of these days, as hunters and hunting continue to be demonized in the public forum.

This past week, Facebook removed a page dedicated to the death of a Texas Tech cheerleader named Kendall Jones.  The page was titled, “Kill Kendall Jones”.Charming, eh?

Why did 300-400 people want to kill Kendall?  Are y’all ready?  Are you sitting down? It was because Miss Jones legally hunts animals that aren’t endangered, that’s why.

Yep, hunting is verboten to this small pocket of crazies, and for that reason, according to them, Kendall should be killed. Anyone else see anything weird in that warped line of reasoning? From what I’ve been able to deduce in studying the anti-hunters and their ability to reason, they’re similar to ISIS, Boko Haram and Lindsay Lohan.

At first Facebook said they found nothing “offensive” about the anti-hunters‘, “Kill Kendall Jones” page.  They did find Kendall’s pics of legally hunted animals offensive and thus removed them, but initially, from July 2nd to July 10th, they found no fault with a page dedicated to the murder of a law-abiding, 19yr. old coed.  That was an “iffy”, grey area to FB.

Oy Vey.

Finally, after reasonable people inundated Facebook with a massive online protest about how the hell they could they keep a page up that augurs for the death of anyone, they finally folded to the pressure and yanked it.  Better late then never I guess.

Right on the heals of the “Kill Kendall Jones” Facebook campaign, came a sweaty and balding blubberous dumbass who’s running for congress in Virginia, who tweeted out that he’d give anyone $100,000 if they could cough up nude pics or a nude video of Kendall.  He too wanted to ruin Kendall’s life because Kendall is a hunter.

As the Kendall crazies continued their feeding frenzy, the anti-hunting zombies found more fresh flesh on another law-abiding teenager who hunts.  This time it was a Belgian L’Oreal model named Axelle Despiegelaere. Axelle was solicited by the cosmetic company during the World Cup and then was summarily cut after the anti-hunters found out that she, too, hunts. They then started a Nazi-like campaign against Axelle with L’Oreal.

Oh, by the way, does L’Oreal still test their stuff on animals?  I heard they made billions that way.  Speaking of Nazis, I also heard that L’Oreal’s owners had a soft spot for der Fuhrer.

Oh, one more thing, and I have it on good authority but I can’t disclose my sources: the Bettencourts are big time into duck hunting.  But don’t tell the anti-hunters … they’ll pop a blood vein.

To cap off this week of anti-hunting lunacy: the doe-eyed, bunny loving, tree-humpers stepped up their stupidity and went apoplectic on Facebook over a viral pic of Steven Spielberg posing next to a dinosaur he “killed.”I swear … you cannot make this crap up.

Suffice it to say, ladies and gents who hunt, the anti-hunters are muy loco, their attacks are vicious, their threats murderous and these clods aren’t going away anytime soon.  That said, we shouldn’t take their smack lying down.  Granted, the aforementioned anti-hunting loons are obviously implacable and it’s clear that they’re punch drunk with the Left’s acid-laced Kool-Aid; however, I do believe that if we do our part as apologists for hunting there are some reasonable people who will be brought to see the light on how hunters are the true environmentalists.

This article continues at Clashdaily.com

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