At first, we thought this had to be a joke.
Sure MIT is a university and has that liberal university culture, but it’s best known students are engineers. Not political theorists.
Surely they weren’t the ones behind this. Surely this is a practical joke.
Well, it’s not a joke and it is from MIT Press…
They have come out with a new book that teaches children the tenets of Karl Marx with fairy tales.
Let the stupidity begin.
Communism for Kids, written by a German author who specializes in political theory and “queer politics,” was released last month. The thesis of the children’s book is that communism is “not that hard,” but has not been implemented in the right way.
“Once upon a time, people yearned to be free of the misery of capitalism. How could their dreams come true?” a plot synopsis for the book reads. “This little book proposes a different kind of communism, one that is true to its ideals and free from authoritarianism.”
The book is full of cartoon drawings of “lovable little revolutionaries” that help navigate kids through the “evils” of capitalism.
MIT Press states:
“Offering relief for many who have been numbed by Marxist exegesis and given headaches by the earnest pompousness of socialist politics, it presents political theory in the simple terms of a children’s story, accompanied by illustrations of lovable little revolutionaries experiencing their political awakening.
“It all unfolds like a story, with jealous princesses, fancy swords, displaced peasants, mean bosses, and tired workers—not to mention a Ouija board, a talking chair, and a big pot called ‘the state’.
“Before they know it, readers are learning about the economic history of feudalism, class struggles in capitalism, different ideas of communism, and more.”
The book lays out various approaches to communism.
Surprise! They all fail.
Communism for Kids doesn’t end logically, though. (It’s a children’s book glorifying communism; of course it doesn’t end logically!) The last message the book wishes to leave with its young readers is that class warfare could still lead to a “better world.”
“Finally, competition between two factories leads to a crisis that the workers attempt to solve in six different ways (most of them borrowed from historic models of communist or socialist change). Each attempt fails, since true communism is not so easy after all. But it’s also not that hard.
“At last, the people take everything into their own hands and decide for themselves how to continue. Happy ending? Only the future will tell. With an epilogue that goes deeper into the theoretical issues behind the story, this book is perfect for all ages and all who desire a better world.”
This joke is selling for $12.95.
And we are sure there are some liberals out there who are very willingly shelling out the money.
MIT Press translated the book from German author Bini Adamczak, a “social theorist and artist” who writes on “political theory, queer politics, and the past future of revolutions.” MIT Press did not immediately return request for comment on why it chose to publish the book.
MIT Press says its list of published books is “based in science and technology,” and it works to publish “significant works by pioneering international authors.”
But that’s not all. The book has received positive reviews!
These people are obviously delusional.
Rachel Kushner, a novelist who uses revolutionary themes and “scares male critics” (according to Salon.com), says the book is especially needed now, since Trump won the presidency.
“Communism for Kids, by Bini Adamczak, is in fact for everyone, an inspired and necessary book especially now, a moment when people feel that we are on the verge of the destruction of the world, and without any new world to hope for, or believe in. Have two hundred years of capitalism brought us freedom? Or just more inequality than has ever been experienced by humans on earth?
“Global capitalism is not human destiny, it merely is. To think beyond it, with the help of Adamczak’s primer, is to take a first step toward freedom, at least the freedom to imagine other worlds.”
Fredric R. Jameson, a professor of romance studies at Duke University who has “done more than any contemporary intellectual to rethink and renew the tradition of Marxist cultural theory,” said the book was great for kids.
“This delightful little book may be helpful in showing youngsters there are other forms of life and living than the one we currently ‘enjoy’; and even some adults might learn from it as well. At a time when our younger generations are not only dissatisfied but active enough to have some new thoughts of their own and to look around seriously for alternatives, political pedagogy has a real function and might well, as here, be reinvented in new ways.”
Notice how these people are very liberal and anti-Trump?
Chapter titles for the 101-page book include: “What is communism?” “What is capitalism?” “How did capitalism arise?” “What is work?” “What is the market?” “What is crisis?” and “What is to be done?”
The epilogue is entitled “Communist desire.”
The book is currently the number one new release in the “Communism and Socialism” category on Amazon.
So what do Amazon reviews have to say about the book?
Some criticized its poor writing while others said it “makes marxism cool again!”
When was the last time it was cool?
“Who wrote this junk? Not that there’s anything wrong with a little Marxist education for the kiddies. And the pictures are cute. But the writing! So circular and scattered and verbose, it’s hard to make sense of it. I don’t know who’s to blame—author or translators. But junior Communists deserve better than this, unfortunately.”
That’s all you had to say? Really?
The first chapter is available for free online.
To save you the trouble of trying to find it (because we know how much you all want to read it), here is a snippet:
Communism names the society that gets rid of all the evils people suffer today in our society under capitalism. There are lots of different ideas about what communism should look like. But if communism means getting rid of all the evils people suffer under capitalism, then the best kind of communism is the one that can get rid of the most evils.
It goes on to argue that communism is a “good remedy,” but is not a “cure-all” for the “evils caused by capitalism.”
The chapter caps off with:
To really understand communism and figure out which idea of it is the best, we have to first understand capitalism and how it makes people suffer.
Capitalism makes people suffer? Tell that to the 100 million people who have died over the past century because of communist regimes.
They would probably disagree…