James Comey has been considered many things, but this one takes the cake. And in our opinion, couldn’t be farther from the truth.
A Daily Beast piece has named the former FBI Director the “sex symbol America needs right now” after his Senate testimony.
The Beast‘s Lizzie Crocker has some…shall we say strange, taste in men.
“Less than an hour into former FBI director James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday, there was a collective stirring-of-loins across America: Comey was…hot?”
…No, we didn’t feel that.
Crocker noted that many people on Twitter focused more on Comey’s appearance than his actual testimony.
“By the end of his public testimony, James Comey was not just hot; he was eminently f*ckable.”
Did any of you hear about that? Because it missed our news feed!
She continued, saying Comey was traditionally handsome with a sense of humor; his “integrity, emotional complexity, and quiet but certain confidence” on full display.
“That combined with his imposing physical stature gives him the same alluring masculinity as sex symbols like Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (particularly Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in the BBC’s Pride and Prejudice).”
…Is she seeing the same Comey we are?
We mean come on, this chick can do better than Comey. Right?
Dude looks like a woodchuck.
But that’s just our opinion…
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