The Salty Wag: Maryland Behavioral Specialist on Bestiality Charges Pleads Innocent

TEACHERBALTIMORE, MA – Earlier last month Stephanie Mikles, 45, a behavioral specialist for Harford County Public Schools, was indicted for “unnatural or perverted sexual practice(s)”.

However, Mikles was arrested earlier this year after child advocacy center officers had searched her home and discovered pictures and video footage of her having sex with her family dog.

Out of jail on a $5,000 bond, Mikles is facing up to 10-years in prison and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

In hopes of saving her career, integrity, and reputation, though, she has pleaded innocent to all charges, claiming that she was “completely unaware that her dog had been filming their various sexual encounters that took place in August 2008”.

Currently under house arrest and facing up to 1-year in a kennel or being put to sleep, the family dog has been advised by his attorney to remain silent for the time being.

However, sources report having seen the dog with his tail between his legs after being reprimanded by Mikles husband.

Furthermore, the dogs attorney recently released an official statement, claiming that due to his clients “lack of disposable thumbs” and “less than rudimentary knowledge in filming and photography”, it is highly improbable that he would have been able to record Mikles and his intimate moments without at least some of her help.


In Other News:

–       Man Accused of Being Sexist Rebuttals by Saying that “That’s Such a Woman Thing to Say”

–       Mikles’ Children Reportedly Still Love Both the Dog and Their Mother

–       Hartford County Believes to Have Found the Cause of Odd Behavior Amongst Public School Students


About the author: Sebastian Scholl

My interests are extremely varied, as I am a musician, artist, athlete and scholar. Over my first 21 years I’ve had my artwork commissioned, performed music and dance publicly, become a nationally recognized athlete in multiple sports, critiqued film festivals, created a new style of photography, represented a major clothing brand and traveled around the world on more than one occasions. Born in Miami, Florida, my mother and father believed that developmental learning through travel was the highest quality education. Thus, my siblings and I were each home-schooled till the ninth grade. Wings ready or not, by then we were ready to leave the nest. Starting high school, I attended a boarding school for two years in the heart of the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. Here I developed an obsessive passion for whitewater kayaking. For my junior year, an opportunity arose that allowed me to travel for the year with my kayak, while staying on course academically; I never looked back. I soon found myself paddling the small creeks of southern Mexico to the colossal river valleys of western China. After the dream ended, though, I finished high-school back in Colorado at a public school, where I believe I had my first "normal" experience...ever. Since then I've spent my past three years at Boston University pursuing a life of opportunity, and have yet to rest in hopes of finding one that best suits me.

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