United States –-(Ammoland.com)- Yes… here it is. The definitive list of all the stupidly moronic things that anti-gunners say about guns, gun owners, and gun ownership in general. Did I miss anything?
- I carry a cell phone because a gun is too heavy.
- When seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away.
- What do I have to be paranoid about? I have a superior intellect.
- Guns kill people.
- I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere.
- I’d rather need it and not have it than have it and not need it.
- All guns are full-auto AK-47 machine guns.
- I don’t own a gun to keep from being killed.
- I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
- I don’t own a gun because guns scare people.
- Common sense gun laws.
- I don’t own a gun because it would make me feel like a man.
- If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.
- I’d rather someone get raped than have a gun in their purse.
- Gun Show loophole.
- I don’t own a gun for the same reason that I dont wear my seat belt.
- Guns are the leading cause of death in America.
- My car has never killed anyone.
- I don’t own a gun because I am not a racist.
- You can buy a grenade at a gun shop.