By: Doug Giles
Thank God The Donald’s in the Presidential mix for 2016.
So, why doth I thank Christ Jesus for The Donald’s presence in this next election? Well… it’s not because of the hairdo, but it’s principally because he’s a refreshing, equal opportunity offender who has perfected and joyfully given the middle finger to the media and the appropriate political hacks both on the Left and the supposed Right.
Yep, what I primarily dig about Donald is he doesn’t give a shiitake mushroom about Hillary or whomever Rove is trying to prop up and considers the likes of Karl and the Hildebeest to be slimy chunks of corn that are culpable for this abysmal America mess.
Some of my Facebook “friends” have been giving me grief, asking me if I “really believe Trump could become President” with that tsk-tsk tone of typed, social-media emoticon derision; and if I would “really vote for him for president?”
Would I vote for him if it boiled down to him versus Hillary? Uh, duh. For that matter, I’d vote for Donald Trump’s turd before I would vote for that nasty, vile, corrupt-to-the-core, long-toothed, lardy hagfish otherwise known as, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
To answer the question if I know in July of 2015 if Donald will get the GOP nod and knock out Hillary or whomever in the forthcoming general election: no… I do not know. My crystal ball ain’t that clear, Queequeg.
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