COMMUNIST CUTS: Kim Jong-un’s New Dew Lives up to His High Standards

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Good lawd! I wonder if he executed his hairstylist?

The Dear Leader chose a meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea on Wednesday to show off his new cut, a vertiginous tower of hair that fans out dramatically over his round face. Shaved sides and two hyphen-sized mini-brows complete Kim’s look.

At the meeting, he was all business, reportedly ordering acolytes to “wage an all-party intensive campaign against abuse of power, bureaucratism, irregularities and corruption,” but his hair had other ideas.

The unique creation sparked immediate speculation over what instructions Kim gave his hairdresser, and who exactly he looks to for inspiration.

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