Hillary Crawls Out of the Abyss to Tell Us, ‘The Future is Female’

…and she isn’t talking about the pleasant, amicable females either. She’s talking her type of female. The mean, ‘NASTY’ women Ashley Judd was talking about. By the way feminists, if you want equality in life stop trying to get elected or promoted to a position BECAUSE YOU’RE FEMALE. That is the essence of sexism right there.

Hillary’s ba-ack!

Like Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes, the former Secretary of State won’t just go away. She pops up every so often, smiling ghoulishly into camera, murmuring, “Miss Me?”

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Despite all the challenges we face, I remain convinced that, yes, the future is female….Just look at the amazing energy we saw last month as women organized a march that galvanized millions of people all over our country and across the world. Now more than ever we need to stay focused on this year’s conference: Be bold. We need strong women to step up and speak out. We need you to dare greatly and lead boldly. So please, set an example for every woman and girl out there who’s worried about what the future holds and wonders whether our rights, opportunities and values will endure. And remember, you are the heroes and history makers, the glass ceiling breakers of the future. As I’ve said before, I’ll say again, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world.

Which challenges, specifically, do women face in the United States? Women constitute the majority of voters, the vast majority of college students and graduate degree holders; single, childless women in 147 of the 150 most populous cities earn 8 percent more than men in their peer group. And hey, a woman can always marry a future president, then ride his coattails to hundreds of millions of dollars and a shot at the presidency. She may blow it, but is that really due to sexism?


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