It’s safe to say April 9 was a crappy day for Orlando resident Michael Johnston.
Not only was the 44-year-old arrested for allegedly shooting up a public dock, he admitted to pooping his pants while being questioned, according to a sheriff’s report obtained by TCPalm.
Deputies from the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office say they got the straight poop from Johnston when they responded to a report of shots being fired near the Gifford Docks in Vero Beach around 9:20 p.m.
Investigators found Johnston, who they say admitted to drinking at least eight boozy beverages and firing shots at a glass bottle.
No one was injured in the incident.
Deputies noted about 20 shots were fired, and that the dock had sustained…