The Onion: Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe

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Tech giant Google announced Wednesday that their newest version of Maps will enable users to fire a missile at any location on the planet.

“Simply zoom in on any point on the map, set the crosshairs, and tap the ‘Launch’ button, and a Google satellite will immediately send an ASM cruise missile accurate within 5 feet,” said Maps product manager Jason Murawski, adding that the feature is available on both iPhone iOS and Android operating systems…

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