TOO MORONIC TO NOT LAUGH AT: List of Dumb Things Gun-Haters Say

dumb-and-dumber-dumb-and-dumber-6241055-853-461United States –-(Ammoland.com)- Yes… here it is. The definitive list of all the stupidly moronic things that anti-gunners say about guns, gun owners, and gun ownership in general. Did I miss anything?

  • I carry a cell phone because a gun is too heavy.
  • When seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away.
  • What do I have to be paranoid about? I have a superior intellect.
  • Guns kill people.
  • I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere.
  • I’d rather need it and not have it than have it and not need it.
  • All guns are full-auto AK-47 machine guns.
  • I don’t own a gun to keep from being killed.
  • I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
  • I don’t own a gun because guns scare people.
  • Common sense gun laws.
  • I don’t own a gun because it would make me feel like a man.
  • If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.
  • I’d rather someone get raped than have a gun in their purse.
  • Gun Show loophole.
  • I don’t own a gun for the same reason that I dont wear my seat belt.
  • Guns are the leading cause of death in America.
  • My car has never killed anyone.
  • I don’t own a gun because I am not a racist.
  • Kumbaya.
  • You can buy a grenade at a gun shop.

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