Watch: Chelsea Manning is Running for Senate and the Campaign Ad Will Make You Cry with Laughter

Chelsea Manning, betrayer of America, is now running for Senate and OMG is the first ad she is running freaking hilarious.

The script goes:

We live in trying times. Times of fear, of suppression, hate.

We don’t need more or better leaders, we need someone willing to fight.

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We need to stop expecting that our systems will somehow fix themselves, we need to actually take the reins of power from them. We need to challenge this at every level. We need to fix this. We don’t need them anymore, we can do better.

You’re damn right we got this.

WATCH this. We dare you not to laugh:

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